March 21st, 2012 | No Comments »
Wise saying, “You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, You grow old when you stop laughing!”.
The beauty of the joke is that it can be used to make others forget their problems, even if only for a moment.
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square Rome……
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man chirps, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well…..?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, She is …………..
SLIM
TALL
38D BREAST
24″ WAIST and
34″ HIPS
When she enters a room, everyone exclaims, ……...’OH GOD !!!’.”
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February 14th, 2012 | No Comments »
Unexpectedly is the key word in my update today!There may be many reasons why the best things in life are unexpected.
“The best things in life are unexpected because there were no expectations”
This is life……..unexpectedly!
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind.
She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her.
She told her boyfriend, ‘If I could only see the world, I will marry you.’
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.
He asked her, ‘Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?’
The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn’t expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.
Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: ‘Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.’
This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.
This expression wisdom ‘Life is a Gift’ from God. I hope you get as much out of it as I did.
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January 9th, 2012 | No Comments »
Very often, people remember the stories and jokes even after the message of a speech are forgotten.As children we learn about good values from fairy tales that remain in our minds long after we have passed childhood. Adults also learn better through stories that encapsulate the main principles and drive home the point.
This story comes from the heart of a child who willingly decided to share his experience – some are good, while may be bitter, but are indeed “crystals” in their own rights. And yet, could be used for reflection and inspiration for others.
So the next time something seemingly “ordinary” happens in your life, look a little deeper and closer, these pebbles may turn out to be crystals after all.
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