“Chuckle; Catholic Coffee Morning in Rome”
Wise saying, “You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, You grow old when you stop laughing!”.
The beauty of the joke is that it can be used to make others forget their problems, even if only for a moment.
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square Rome……
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man chirps, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well…..?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, She is …………..
SLIM
TALL
38D BREAST
24″ WAIST and
34″ HIPS
When she enters a room, everyone exclaims, ……...’OH GOD !!!’.”